1.Why is Santa’s sack so big ?
He only comes once a year.
2.One day a little boy wrote to Santa Clause,” Please send me a sister.”
Santa Clause wrote him back, ” Ok, send me your mother.”
3.What’s the definition of bravery ?
A man with Diarrhea chancing a fart!
4.What do you call five lesbians in a closet ?
A licker cabinet.
5.What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms ?
One is a good year and the other is a great year.
6.Why do the smurfs laugh when they frolic through the forest ?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
7.Why do farts smell ?
So deaf people can enjoy them too.
8.What do you call a prostitute with her hands under her skirt ?
Self-employed.
9. When three gays lie together in a double bed, what do you call the one in the middle ?
A double adaptor.
there shit only 2 of them are chrstmas jokes and there both shit !!