This is very stolen from Hard lines and sunken cheeks, but it was too great to not publish again here:
- UX Designer — Earns slightly more than a web designer
- UI/UX Designer — Designer with multiple personalities
- Rubyist — Earns more than a PHP developer
- Front-end developer — Failed computer scientist
- Producer — Failed at everything
- Founder — Wants to sell you their thing
- Evangelist — Wants to sell you someone else’s thing
- Co-founder — Gets half of the sales of the thing
- Lean UX Designer — Prefers skimmed milk in their latte
- Hacker — Has facial hair
- Platform Engineer — Has facial hair on neck
- Creator — Has a God complex
- Engineer — A designer that works at GitHub
- Usability Director — Shouts at designers for a living
- Interactive Designer — Used Macromedia Director at college
- JavaScript Developer — Devil person. Beware.
- Art Director — Designer with own office
- Freelancer — Nocturnal, professional pyjama wearer
- Artist — Even poorer than a designer
- Illustrator — Proficient with pen tool
- Creative Director — Likes a drink, Danish furniture and tattoos
- Technologist — Has ethernet cables in their house. Talks about them a lot.
- Community Manager — Paid to be on Facebook
- SEO Specialist — Installs WordPress plugins
- Brand Manager — Has one client
- Search Manager — Collects Adword vouchers from Wired
- Entrepreneur — Changes laptop frequently. Showers at the gym.
Teeheee Freelancer — Nocturnal, professional pyjama wearer = so true!
I had such a lol at the community manager bio – it’s true. I wonder what that says about Head of Social Media? Paid to tell others to sit on FB all day?
Haha!
*chuckle*
I thoroughly enjoyed reading through all of them. Isn’t that what a social media manager does though? ;)
Freelancer.. ya, hahahha, spot on!