I came across this random website, which rates your blogs audiences. Your blog may come up x-rated, safe or bad, etc. I decided to run my blog through the engine to see the results. I normally aim for the general public. I keep the swear words down and try not to talk about sex and the likes too often.
After running the engine, it showed that I used the word sex three times, but didn’t offend any other areas, all in all my rating was:
Give it a try, it’s fairly interesting!
I stumbled across a rather amusing website called Anti Santa, which allows you to list all the items you do not want for Christmas. You can create a whole Anti Wishlist and then email it to all your friends. The concept is actually rather clever and I’m a little sad I only stumbled across it now and not a few weeks ealier.
Imagine creating a good list of say 30 items and then having the system email it to all your friends. Not only will you remind your friends that you DO want a Christmas present, you also remind them of what you don’t want – classic!
Home the home page you can actually see ‘Most Unwanted Gifts’, ‘Recently Unwanted Entries’ and Miserable Bastards’, which can be quite entertaining or useful for that matter. Must admit, I had a GOOD LAUGH when I saw ‘Facebook Apps’ under the Most Unwanted Gifts list :P
Head on over, quickly create your list and send it off to all your friends, it’s not too late!
This is just fantastic, contagious laughter here forth..
We all love garfield and today seems to be going really slowly. I’ve been sitting here working on a new SEO tactic I have wanted to test out for a long time and it’s started working really nicely. I’m about 60% complete with the tactic, so I’m getting really excited to see the results once I am finished. The tactic has boosted me up to 35 on amatomu, so for those of you who know amatomu, you will know that this tactis IS working and very well for that matter. Unfortunately, it’s a tactic which requires on going tweaking for the time being, automation will be a very big step, but I’ll see how things go. Anyway, the day is taking on and this cartoon arrived in my inbox from Louisa
M r. Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker. It was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was a Fisherman’s Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum.
He asked her name, “Polo, I’m the one with the hole” she said. “I’m he one with the nuts,” he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.
They checked in to a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr. Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn’t long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs.
Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen to have any Jelly Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he
Noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetizing. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper!
Unfortunately, Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly he was soon to discover he had VD. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett who had Allsorts!!!
As Facebook push forwards aiming to dominate the realm of social networking, they’ve recently announced that they will be indexing user profiles with search engines such as Google, MSN Live and Yahoo. This basically means that people who are not on Facebook could easily find out who is on Facebook without having to create a Facebook account.
On a negative note, I see many people being unhappy with such functionality, as it fringes on personal privacy. Facebook have said that limited information will be shown for search results, but I still feel that a lot of people might prefer to not be ‘searchable’. Personaly, it doesn’t bug me, but I’m pretty sure a lot of people would be annoyed.
On a positive note, you can avoid this quite easily by changing you Facebook Search Privacy. I guess it’s decent that Facebook give users the option to disable this function, but I almost feel that initially everyone should be disabled and only people who are not hassled, could enable themselves. The only way a person would hear about this is if they read a blog post really – which means millions of people will never know that they are completely searchable on the top ranking search engines!
If you want to retain your privacy, visit your Facebook Search Privacy!
And a little humour after that..
And I quote..
If you are groggy or stoned please do not read this, I need your complete and sober attention, for my request is uniquely detailed. I am a man, 35, white, black hair with brown eyes. Okay, first what I am looking for is a woman primary, but secondary it could be a woman and her man, but the man will have to remain behind the black curtain and only watch through the cut out eyeholes. The black curtain is inside the apartment that I reside in. This apartment is a fashionable studio in the hot part of town, and all my neighbors are graphic artists. So now please kindly listen to my request: what I require foremost in a woman with bushy eyebrows. And they must be TWO eyebrows, because one eyebrow is an abonination against Gaia. What I want is for the woman to become naked and pose herself before me. I have a carpeted pedestal so her feet will not grow cold. I will present her with a very well preserved Mesopotamian bowl. She will hold it and she must be careful not to drop it as it has to be back at the museum by 8am tomorrow (I am a worker there). Next I will hand her tweezers. Then she will pluck her eyebrows until her forehead is vacant. The eyebrows will drift into the bowl and then I will take the bowl from her and go to my kitchenette. I will then toss a salad into the bowl and mix the eyebrows in it. The woman can decide the dressing, but I have only vinegrette and thousand island. Next I will re-present the bowl to the woman, along with a utensil, and she will then consume the salad while I watch. I may masturbate during this part of the exercise. However, if there is a man behind the black curtain he may not masturbate, and I will know if does because I will hear him. However, he is allowed to fantasize, and then he write an essay on his fantasies before I release him. After the woman is finished with her salad, I will present her with a Qing dynasty teapot box, which she will open and deficate in. She must be careful with the box as well as it is also from the mueseum and it must be returned or there will be trouble. When she is finished she will return it to me, and I then I will bid her good-evening. That is all. Please send a photo, eyebrows only. I WILL NOT respond to any photos that include anything but eyebrows.
Please, serious inquiries ONLY. THIS IS NOT JOKE. So do not make funny replies to it. I have no patience for impertinence. Good day.
Ruark, you really do find some of the craziest shit in the world!
I think this is absolutely classic, give it a watch, it’s really worth it!
Thanks Louisa for popping me an email with this one!
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